We the bloody Blokes of the bloomin' United States, in Order ter form a more perfect Union, right, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the bleedin' common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty ter ourselves and us Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the chuffin' United States of America.

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