Here's some new Doctor Suess for you. Except, it was written by someone else and funded by the Hardwood Forest Foundation and the National Oak Flooring Manufacturers Association. It's called Truax and is modeled after The Lorax, a classic Suess tale, and is the story of Mr. Guardbark, the crazy rabid conservationist, and Truax, the logger who's just doing the right thing for the "best future of his little boy". (Link from robotwisdom)