Wow, I have three readers! And one of them is my cat. I knew Q*Bert was smart, but I didn't know he was turning on the computer while we're at work and reading my blog.

And a reader who quotes Star Wars!

And the famous Paul Davidson, author of Consumer Joe.

I am feeling pretty overwhelmed by it all. Pretty soon, people will recognize me in the streets and be harassing me for autographs. I'll have to wear sunglasses and a baseball cap all the time. I'll be invited to speak at Presidential inagurations. I'll have my own reality TV show.

Regarding Q*Bert's comment on not being consulted on the Garfield movie...you should thank your lucky stars. If you had been, you'd have to change your name and dye yourself another color to hide from the shame.