Okay, this seems so bad it's probably a hoax, but it's still funny. This guy's looking for that special someone, and he'll treat you right: "The picture above is of me when I first came to America. As you can see, I am very wealthy because this shirt is 100% real tiger fur. This is one of my cheap shirts, but it still cost me $950. Money isn't an issue for me, so I will spoil and pamper you." (Link from freakgirl)