Oh dearie me! I accidently ate some meat this weekend! I was at SFO with my brother-in-law, waiting for our flight, and I ordered some vegetarian dim sum. I ate the potstickers first, because they are my favorite thing, and one of the only meat things I miss. "Wow," I said to Stuart. "These are the best vegetarian potstickers ever! I've never found good vegetarian potstickers!" "Those are pork," he said. "No they're not! They're clever soy product potstickers!"

Then I closely examined the other things on the plate. Undeniably meat. I stared at the remains sadly.

Stuart raised his chopsticks: "You gonna eat that?"