Tomorrow is Harrison Ford's 62nd birthday. Now, those of you who know me know that I used to have a thing for Harrison Ford. Okay, maybe I still do. I had (have?) the posters, I rewound that scene in Star Wars 50 times when they're about to take off in the Millenium Falcon and the stormtroopers start firing, I saw Temple of Doom FOUR TIMES in the theater. Four times, people. I have a life-size cardboard cutout of Han Solo.

But he's disappointed me. The whole Calista Flockheart thing. Sure, he was divorced when he married Melissa Mathison. That's ok. He was young when he married his first wife, it was before he became famous, he admits he was not a great husband then. But I figured, hey, he'd grown up, learned a few things, and now it was True Love Forever and Ever with Melissa. He wasn't one of those Hollywood types.

But nooooo. He had to divorce her too and start running around with the young ladies. Harrison! I thought you were different! Happy Birthday.