Here's a sample of spam I got recently:

Dear Sir,

I have been instructed by my colleagues to look for partners who can assist us execute an urgent business transaction involving huge profits and international cooperation.

We are interested in the importation of Solar Panels, Agricultural equipment and computer accessories. We need a foreign partner who can assist us with the transaction involving US$27.350.000.00, which has been set-aside in an escrow account. We have resolved that a negotiable percentage will be your commission for participating in this transaction on our behalf and any other assistance you may give in this deal. A percentage will also be set aside from the entire sum to settle any expenses we may incur in the cause on these transactions.

Uhhh. What? I'm now an expert in the importation of Solar Panels? Maybe they saw my infomercial.