C'mon, people! Send me your list of 10 dinner guests! And whether I can put your name alongside your list. My list is still below (or in the archives). Plleease?

"We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work of lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that in the next thousand years we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to return your divine composition, and to beg you a thousand times to overlook our short sight and timidity. " - Rejection slip from a Chinese economic journal.

Letter 'W' missing from White House keyboards. Who says politcians have no sense of humor?