Today at work I found some old papers from a project management course a bunch of us took in 2000. I found the following handout (filled in by me), entitled "Summary of your leadership skills":

1) Identify your strengths as a project manager
- Good at smacking people down (esp. piledriver)
- Good at yelling

2) What ares of support do you need?
- Help beating Stone Cold Jackson

3) Next week I will:

Stop doing: being a wimp
Start doing: landing on city hall with a helicopter

4) This person can help me continue to develop as a leader: Hulk Hogan

Now, why I filled this in as if I were Jesse "The Body" Ventura, I have no idea. Needless to say I never did become a project manager...