Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Duh

Stupid things I have done recently that I choose to blame on sleep deprivation:
  • Stuffed the water bill into a drawer and forgot all about it
  • Went to the grocery store but forgot my shopping list
  • Went back to the store to get what I forgot, and bought sour cream instead of cottage cheese
  • Forgot to pay the credit card bill, then argued with the customer service rep that of COURSE I had paid it, it must have been a bank error. Uh.. no.
  • Set fire to parchment paper on the stove
  • Drove down the block with the emergency brake on
  • Sent someone a birthday card an entire month early
I'm sure there's more, but I am too sleep-deprived to remember.