A mildly amusing article about foot-and-mouth disease and Microsoft Outlook.

Remember that book, The Rules: Time Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right? It's by two married women, all about how to attract and trap a man for marriage. Rules include: never have telephone conversations longer than 10 minutes (got to remain mysterious); never accept a date for Saturday after Wednesday (even if you really have nothing better to do, say you're busy); don't be too funny; and, get plastic surgery for any of those little "flaws" you've got. Well, one of the authors, Ellen Fein, is getting a divorce after 16 years of marriage. She sites "abandonment". Her newest book, The Rules of Marriage: Time-Tested Secrets for Making Your Marriage Work, is about to be released. Advanced copies, with blurbs about their successful marriages on the cover, are already out there.

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Are you interested in having Flock of Seagulls play at your birthday party? It's only $10,000. How about Tommy Tutone, the guy who sang that 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 song? Starship? I heard on the radio this morning that a company called Blast from the Past will line any of these stars up for your next big event.